hook:
pokémon go? game freak
pokémon go? queen misty
pokémon go? vatican city
pokémon go? dennō senshi
pokémon go? digimon stop
pokémon go? digimon stop
pokémon go? just stop
pokémon go? digimon -

pokémon pokémon pokémon go?
pokémon hoes, pokémon flow
pokémon go? pokémon go!

i see them balls roll
psyduck and slowpoke...

prof. verse:
look both ways before you cross the street
the youth migrate to graveyards
faint beside tombstones: oppressive heat (heat)
while officers are busy with phones
digital signals roam onto your map
letting you know just where to show
pokémon go! (go!)
people are stepping off cliffs and shit
like lemmings on kool-aid not looking at shit
political ads, highlight my dick
i pander to cameras
hold up your phone
pokémon go, the server is broke (mail in your vote!)
mail in your money we need one last push
(the earth is on fire inside of my hearth)
look at you craning your neck
wandering hopeful in search of success
arms outstretched
chasing it chasing it chasing it (whoa)...
stop walking, stop thinking, keep talking
behold me! augmented reality i am your king
look at this smiling face
gaze at my wife the future your grace
hang on the promises poured from my lips
wide angle shot of me stacking my chips
saying whatever i can
keeping my persona grand
substance bland
and we have both gone viral -

hook:
pokémon go? bernie sanders
pokémon go? burger king
pokémon go? primaries
pokémon go? burger king
pokémon go? digimon stop
pokémon go? digimon stop
pokémon go? stop it!
pokémon go? -

pokémon pokémon pokémon go?
pokémon hoes, pokémon flow
pokémon go? pokémon go!

i see them balls roll
cloyster and cubone...

grant livesay verse:
gesundheit (hashtag blessed)
somebody vine the riot
spark for the four fifty one degree fire (kindle)
and how raichu are (hashtag blessed)
fine print micro-transaction
lights camera faction (quick, cut it!)
rare candy candidate (take two)
master ball, masturbate
masters of debate and debacle (foxy)
televised apocalypse (fox)
what’s gen adderall to mid-nineties nostalgia
catching propaganda, catch a body
catch a body, catch a pidgeot, rattata a body
lobbyist politics
there’s an oddish in the lobby with a
lickitung filibuster hobby
trading holographics
for wikileaks and nude pics
crude oil prices
broadband heists the likes of
team rocket recounting
super-delegate votes
as a bipartisan hair-colorist joke -

hook:
pokémon go? kojima
pokémon go? snake eater
pokémon go? p.t.
pokémon go? burger king
pokémon go? digimon stop
pokémon go? digimon stop
pokémon go? just stop
pokémon go? digimon -

pokémon pokémon pokémon go?
pokémon hoes, pokémon flow
pokémon go? pokémon go!

i see them balls roll
jigglypuff, jigglypuff...
ditto -